Sunday, September 9, 2018

A Discussion Regarding Land Auction

By Robert Cox


If you are looking to buy yourself a property, look it up on google or something. Everyone knows that is the best way find something you need and want. In the meantime, listen to some great music as you go through all the possible auctions you can find. Wait. Auctions? No one told us you were looking for a North Dakota Land Auction.

While it can be argued that this is also an easy and sort of dependable way to acquire land, you cannot deny that whenever you hear the word Auction, something weird enters your brain. For example, auctioning humans off to other humans. Yes, we mean slavery since it is sometimes what we see in movies and what he read in books.

But. There is But to this. While we support any and all forms of art there is possible, we got to question some of the more so called refined tastes of some. We understand that this is the internet and it can go from a zero to a hundred real quick. And yes, there will be a time where you will get lost in the weirdest part of it as well.

You never see normal auctions happening in a forum like that. The only time we see a normal one is in Uncharted 4 where they bid for priceless antiques. And even then it was an illegal event because everyone there was a criminal and what they were trying to buy were stolen goods.

Human auctioning? Really? Is that some form of fetish? Why do we see all these auction fanfics in big fandoms? Why do they have so many likes and favorites? Is it the writing or the story itself because these are so goddamn weird it rivals the Undertale fandom. And that is saying something.

Sadly, just thinking about going to an auction can get us choked. All that money, spent on dirt. When it can be used to buy groceries that could last us a freaking year. Think of us poor folks, rich guys. Stop showing off your money or we will wave our sticks at you.

But that is either an impossible task or something that will probably take centuries to do. Even as we talk, it feels like we are hypocrites or have double standards. The world is a mess and frankly, we would love to see it burn, just to have a restart.

But we digress. While we do not oppose auctions in its entirety, we cannot really say that we would like to even see one. A crowd full of people bidding for something? That does not sound fun to us. Or maybe that is just us and our youthfulness. Who knows?

That just goes to show that you should never enter the fanfiction world ever. We are already past saving so we do not count. Because once you enter this abyss, it is gonna be impossible to get out. Pretty soon, you are going to get addicted.




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